Come around children and I'll look into
my crystal ball and foretell the future and Nintendo. Let's see how
many come true before the end of the year.
- Customers Report Broken WiiU Controllers
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| I broke my WiiU controller just like I did my Wiimote. |
It's already know that Nintendo will be
releasing their new console the WiiU later this year but little did
everyone know that customers start reporting that they have broken
there controllers and televisions. Just like with the original
Nintendo Wii.
- Nintendo computer virus outbreak
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| New computer virus in 2012 from Nintendo |
We all knew Nintendo would rule the
world someday, but who knew that they would start there invasion this
year by launching a computer virus.
- Luigi Declares War on Mario
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| I knew it was a matter of time before Luigi turns evil |
It seems no one likes Luigi and these
days not even his brother Mario likes him. You may know that Luigi
isn't on the Japanese box art for Mario Party 9, but as it turns out
he's not in it at all. Well this happens to push Luigi over the edge
and now vows for revenge.
- Miyamoto goes into retirement, for 3 days
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| Shigeru Miyamoto will be forced to make games for eternity |
The legendary Miyamoto has said he was
going to step back a it to let the young designers spread there
wings, but when he decides that they don't need him anymore he
announces his retirement. Unfortunately after 3 days Nintendo comes
begging him to come back as Nintendo can't survive without his magic
touch.
- Nintendo Farts at E3
During this years E3 one Nintendo
representative farts on stage. That is all.
- Mario Money
Mario's popularity reaches an all time
high when governments around the world start slapping his face on
their money.
- Miyamoto to work on next Sonic Title
Sega and Nintendo shock the world at E3
when they announce that they will be working together to create the
next Sonic for the WiiU. They also announce that Shigeru Miyamoto
will be heading the project.
- New Pokemon not what you expected
The people behind the Pokemon franchise
announce that a new main stream Pokemon game will be released soon.
However people are unsure about the game when Nintendo announces that
instead of traveling in the game you'll just have your 3DS in sleep
mode and after you walk around your town a bit you will then open
your 3DS to see if you encountered any Pokemon.
- Star Fox Makes an appearance but not a game
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| When will a new Star Fox be made? |
The characters from Star Fox are going
to be seen a lot this year but they won't have there own game this
year. They will just appear randomly in videos and trailers released
from Nintendo.
- 3DSLite announced
A lot of people have been begging for a
cheaper version of the 3DS so Nintendo announces the 3DSLite. The new
version of the handheld is much cheaper as it removes a lot of
hardware such as the accelerometer and the cameras. Although it will
have a second slide pad customers start complaining when they
discover that it does not support DS games
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